Cheeky chrome car horn β€” the Hooterz mascot

The Best Hand Wash
In TOWN?

Rock Up Dirty. Roll Out With A Grin.

Hooterz β€” because a hooter is a horn. Hand wash, valet and detailing β€” we always finish the job right.

We Know How You Feel.

Filthy motor. No time. Every drive-through wash leaving swirl marks in the paintwork and a funny smell in the footwell.

Most drivers felt exactly the same way β€” right up until they pulled into Hooterz.

Rock Up Dirty.
Roll Out With A Grin.

Why Hooterz?

No rollers. No robots. No ruined paintwork. Just proper hand-finished care from people who actually give a toot.

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Hand Wash Only

Soft mitts, pH-neutral foam, zero swirl marks. Your paint stays minty.

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In & Out Fast

Most washes done in under 20 minutes. Valet while you grab a coffee.

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Fair Prices

No upsell trickery. What's on the menu is what you pay. Simple.

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Local Lads

Proudly run by folk who live round the corner, not a chain HQ.

The Menu

From a quick rinse to a full detail β€” pick your flavour.

Quickie

The Beep

Β£12 from
  • Exterior hand wash
  • Wheels & arches rinsed
  • Hand dry with microfibre
  • Tyre dressing
Full Works

The Full Blast

Β£65 from
  • Everything in The Honk
  • Clay bar treatment
  • Hand polish & wax
  • Leather cleaned & conditioned
  • Carpet shampoo
  • Air freshener of your choice
Showroom

The Grand Honk

Β£POA
  • Multi-stage paint correction
  • Machine polish
  • Ceramic-grade sealant
  • Deep interior detail
  • Engine bay clean
  • Full day booking

How It Works

Four steps. No faff.

1

Book

Tap the button, pick a slot, we'll save you a bay.

2

Rock Up

Drive in, hand us the keys (or stay in the car, up to you).

3

We Wash

Our lads give it the treatment while you relax.

4

Honk Off

Admire the gleam. Pay. Beep on the way out (mandatory).

What The Drivers Say

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Took my filthy Range Rover in looking like a compost heap. Came out looking like the showroom. These lads know their stuff.

Jim T. Rangie owner
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The Honk is unreal value for Β£28. Interior smelled like a new car. I'll be back every fortnight.

Shona M. VW Polo
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Booked the Grand Honk for my wedding car. Got comments all day. Tipped the lads a tenner. Worth every penny.

Ryan D. BMW 5 Series

Rock Up Dirty.
Roll Out With A Grin.

Book a slot in under 60 seconds. We'll do the rest.

Book A Wash Now

Get In Touch

Drop By, Ring, Or Book Online

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AddressUnit 1, Industrial Estate
Edinburgh, Scotland
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Phone0131 HOOTERZ
(coming soon)
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Emailhello@hooterz.co.uk
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HoursMon–Sat: 8am – 6pm
Sun: 10am – 4pm